inyourbrilliancebask:

so i left the library for a bit today and when i came back i found this note left for me on my desk… i thought it was a friend of mine but he said walahi he didnt even know who did it. i would have called the number but imagine its some stalker girls way of getting my number and i dont want some random person calling me. so i guess who left this note will forever be a mystery 

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Me walking through the living room one day whilst my sister was vacuuming

  • Her: Musab, why does your t-shirt look tight on you?
  • Me: I'm hench *continues walking*
  • Her: it shrunk in the wash didnt it?
  • Me: I'm hench *walks out the living room door*
  • Her: Shrunk
  • Me: *walking up the stairs* Hench
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Me cleaning the kitchen and my sisters walk in talking about how our family isnt sexist

  • Me: If it was, i wouldnt be cleaning this kitchen right now
  • Them: I bet you wish it was
  • Me: If being sexist is what it would take for me to stop cleaning this kitchen, then i would be
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inyourbrilliancebask:

theyassafanclub:

What time is it?!
It’s Yassa time!

this fan club is slacking these days, im disappointed, you guys need to reblog more of my posts and stuff 

There’s only one person blogging on it.

And yeah, I got bored. But insha’Allah, I’ll continue.

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What time is it?!
It’s Yassa time!

Stop!
It’s Yassa time.

inyourbrilliancebask: ive not made hot chocolate in a while, i dont mean to brag but i make amazing hot chocolate. The one you can see in that picture is has about a centimeter thick froth with Belgium chocolate powder on top. i dont even buy hot chocolate from cafes (like Starbucks and cafe nero) because i feel like im being ripped of because of the poor quality that they serve. View high resolution

inyourbrilliancebask:

ive not made hot chocolate in a while, i dont mean to brag but i make amazing hot chocolate. The one you can see in that picture is has about a centimeter thick froth with Belgium chocolate powder on top. i dont even buy hot chocolate from cafes (like Starbucks and cafe nero) because i feel like im being ripped of because of the poor quality that they serve.

(Reblogged from inyourbrilliancebask)

yassa the housewife

inyourbrilliancebask:

its 3 O’clock so i should probably clean the kitchen and go to bed. I feel like a housewife today, i had to cook my own food because the food was finished when i came home and now i have to clean the kitchen.

(Reblogged from inyourbrilliancebask)

“wise” words of yassa

inyourbrilliancebask:

We were too busy saying “when I grow up” to realise it had already happened

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yassa's haram plan

inyourbrilliancebask:

there was a time when i wanted to take over the world. I had it all planned out and everything. But sadly my plan didnt go well with being a muslim, it involved lying, killing, betrayal etc so i had to make a decision to give up my dream because i couldnt think of a way of taking over the world in a ‘halal’ way. So i guess you can all thank islam for not being under some crazy dictatorship right now, either that or i would have been dead because my plan failed.

funnily enough i didnt want to do it because im power hungry or anything, it just seemed like a challenge. my plan was to disappear and become a carpenter in some village somewhere after i succeeded and re-drew the world map of course.

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